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A W.O.F. (pronounced w-ah-f) is a Waste of Flesh. This refers to someone who is being completely worthless. It applies most frequently to boys of high school and college age.
"I cannot believe you did that! You are such a W.O.F. !" (best used when shouted at someone in response to a completely bonehead action)
W.O.F. by Peanutgirl May 30, 2006
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W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)
After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

a person that you wouldn't sleep with for a million dollars, someone so not worth your time you wouldn't even sleep with them with a paperbag over there face and you were the last two people on earth
Oh that girl, she's a W.O.F. (Waste of Fuck), not a chance in hell.

W.W.O.O.F 

(noun) acronym for World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms. An web-based platform that seeks to connect organic farmers and people looking to travel and have a work trade experience. This sometimes, but not always, takes the form of human trafficking and modern day serfdom (modified slavery). Young people oftentimes are tricked into this being a great opportunity to travel the world but then once they are onsite they quickly realize that the endeavor they signed up for is not at all what it was advertised as. Working conditions can range drastically, and provisions made by the host can be downright uninhabitable. Hosts are not required to pay their Woofers, and thus we have modern day slavery.
Person 1: “Hey I thought you were going to be gone for 6 months in your W.W.O.O.F program in Hawai’i! What happened?”

Person 2: “My host only showed up twice a week. I was expected to live in a shack with centipedes and spiders, and I cut sugarcane in the sun from 9 until 6 in the evening. I worked for free for 1 month because that was in their contract that I had signed before coming over. Outrageous!”
W.W.O.O.F by foxda5th May 25, 2023
Which of the following
I was making flashcards for my Biology exam and I got a hand cramp writing out the whole question so instead I use "W.O.T.F is characteristic of all vertebrates?"
W.O.T.F by CassieAinsworth2 June 3, 2010

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L 

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

W.o.l.f.f.e 

A Wierd Overweight LGBT Faggot Food Eater
Look at him hes totally a W.o.l.f.f.e
W.o.l.f.f.e by esquiisnofrenia October 26, 2022
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