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W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)
After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

a person that you wouldn't sleep with for a million dollars, someone so not worth your time you wouldn't even sleep with them with a paperbag over there face and you were the last two people on earth
Oh that girl, she's a W.O.F. (Waste of Fuck), not a chance in hell.

W.W.O.O.F 

(noun) acronym for World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms. An web-based platform that seeks to connect organic farmers and people looking to travel and have a work trade experience. This sometimes, but not always, takes the form of human trafficking and modern day serfdom (modified slavery). Young people oftentimes are tricked into this being a great opportunity to travel the world but then once they are onsite they quickly realize that the endeavor they signed up for is not at all what it was advertised as. Working conditions can range drastically, and provisions made by the host can be downright uninhabitable. Hosts are not required to pay their Woofers, and thus we have modern day slavery.
Person 1: “Hey I thought you were going to be gone for 6 months in your W.W.O.O.F program in Hawai’i! What happened?”

Person 2: “My host only showed up twice a week. I was expected to live in a shack with centipedes and spiders, and I cut sugarcane in the sun from 9 until 6 in the evening. I worked for free for 1 month because that was in their contract that I had signed before coming over. Outrageous!”
W.W.O.O.F by foxda5th May 25, 2023
Which of the following
I was making flashcards for my Biology exam and I got a hand cramp writing out the whole question so instead I use "W.O.T.F is characteristic of all vertebrates?"
W.O.T.F by CassieAinsworth2 June 3, 2010

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L 

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

W.o.l.f.f.e 

A Wierd Overweight LGBT Faggot Food Eater
Look at him hes totally a W.o.l.f.f.e
W.o.l.f.f.e by esquiisnofrenia October 26, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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