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O.W.T.F  

written on AIM one day. means= or whatever the fuck. As in when you miscpell a word and you look stupid. To hide in shame you write "or. whatever. the. fuck you spell it" after a mispelled word .

"or. whatever. the. fuck. you want!"
"O.W.T.F you want!"

"O.W.T.F you spell it"
"O.W.T.F !"
O.W.T.F by KIND2012lol March 31, 2009

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)
After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.

I.O.F.W.R 

"I Only Fuck With Rappers" - song by Futuristic, Justina Valentine, and Mark Battles
Songwriters are cool but I.O.F.W.R
I.O.F.W.R by DaBigKahuna22 July 18, 2020
A W.O.F. (pronounced w-ah-f) is a Waste of Flesh. This refers to someone who is being completely worthless. It applies most frequently to boys of high school and college age.
"I cannot believe you did that! You are such a W.O.F. !" (best used when shouted at someone in response to a completely bonehead action)
W.O.F. by Peanutgirl May 30, 2006
look at that f.w.o.a. she will be working the corner soon
f.w.o.a by joeythemagnet November 30, 2010

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

a person that you wouldn't sleep with for a million dollars, someone so not worth your time you wouldn't even sleep with them with a paperbag over there face and you were the last two people on earth
Oh that girl, she's a W.O.F. (Waste of Fuck), not a chance in hell.
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