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stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

S.W.A.G.G.E.R 

Acronym describing the 7 things occupying the male mind the majority of the time. Often the topic of "wack" rap songs, "upbuilding" conversation between guys, and mocking with women.

S.- Sex
W.- Women
A.- Alcohol
G.- Gaming
G.- Gluttony
E.- Entertainment
R.- Rest
Guy 1- "You got yo' S.w.a.g.g.e.r. on?"

Guy 2- "Always, man. You?"

Woman 1- "OMG my BF is overflowing with s.w.a.g.g.e.r. right now. He may not even know i exist!"
Woman 2- "I know! It's like way obvious. Heavy on the S.W.A.G. much?"
S.W.A.G.G.E.R by echo95 November 30, 2010

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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

S.W.A.G Method 

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.
Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".
S.W.A.G Method by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009

S.W.A.G. 

A U.S. Army acronym, and it stands for:

Scientific
Wild
Ass
Guess
That's not a real answer Mr. Ortiz, that's a total S.W.A.G.
S.W.A.G. by Phenomenal1 August 4, 2010