Vulvacano

A vagina that secretes a noticeable amount of fluid when the owner orgasms.

I went down on a girl and she turned out to have a vulvacano! Gushed slime all over my face and neck! I didn't smell right for a week!

by PeggyCraigLeg May 29, 2007

Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.

(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"

by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017

Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.

Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious

Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021

Sal Vulcano

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.

Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”

by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022

Vulvanator

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.

Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.

by tactrash May 13, 2008