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A person who makes lame kills in an online game, usually when the opponent is low on health of fighting another player.
That guy is such a vulcher.
vulcher by The Maurauder May 27, 2004
Words you can keep
A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'
Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.
vulcher by SarahEden August 2, 2006
(N)- one who hovers around a peice of equipment that is currently occupied by another in hopes of using the aforementioned equipment the minute the current user is finished. Most frequently used in cases of gym equipment.

(V)- to hover around a person or peice of equipment in order to ensure that you will be the next user of the particular peice of equipment.
(N)- I was at the gym jogging on the treadmill and this vulcher caim up to me and stood beside the treadmill for 30 minutes until I was finished. I probabley would have used it a while longer had it not been for the vulcher's creepy stare.

(V)- I went to the gym to lift some weights but the only pair of 25lb weights were being used by somebody else, so I vulchered the guy until I creeped him out and he left.
Vulcher by Gordo201010105568989 March 18, 2009

vulcher shit

adjective: vulcher shit is used to describe the most extreme level of stinch; it is only to be used when no other word describes the level of stinch of which you are experiencing, it catagorizes the nastiest stinch you could ever imagine. FYI: vulchers eat dead rotting carcus therefore their shit would have to be the most pungent of odors
What's that smell? I have no clue, but it smells like VULCHER SHIT!!
vulcher shit by The Hurst June 11, 2006

Parking Vulcher 

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
Parking Vulcher by David Valentine January 22, 2011

cum vulcher 

A women that is always looking for some cum to eat. It could also mean that she is desperate for cum so she eats anyone's.
You bump into a women on the street and she right off the bat asks for you to cum on her-A cum vulcher
cum vulcher by squattingbear June 24, 2008
Short for "Vaginal Ulcer." A vicious disease caused by too much sex. A rupturing of the vaginal wall, which may lead to a channel developing between the vagina and the anus so that when one defecates, the fecal matter travels through the vaginal canal as well as the rectum. Painful infections may develop, along with copious amounts of pus.
All the porn stars have vulcers.

My friend has been banging too much recently and developed a vulcer.
Vulcer by The Sexpert February 5, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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