Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker 

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

Shocker Vulcan Style 

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.

James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.

Shocker Vulcan Style by Gormenghast June 11, 2006

Vulcan sideburns 

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

Vulcan sideburns by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008

Vulcan Shocker 

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

Vulcan Shocker by glenitals.com March 12, 2003

Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.

"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."

Vulcan Smoking by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009

vulcan starfish clit rubber 

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

vulcan starfish clit rubber by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

vulcan scissoring 

Two people connect their Vulcan hand sign (See hand signal for Live long and prosper) side ways between the V that the hand makes. This type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart.

Yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue .

The Vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the Vulcan Kiss. Depending on the usage Vulcan scissoring has varying degrees of perversion or none at all.

Danielle saw that Jay was signalling the Live long and prosper sign with his hand on the dance floor. Danielle wanted to one up Jay, so she made the same hand signal as well then inserted her sign into Jay's Vulcan sign. The Vulcan signs interlocked and thus was born VULCAN SCISSORING!

vulcan scissoring by Dee heavy November 1, 2013