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Captain Vape
Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame
Girl 1: omfg Iโm soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, itโs worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! Heโs the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: omfg Iโm soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, itโs worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! Heโs the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022
Related Words
Vtape • vape • vape nation • vape rape • vape god • Vaper • vaped • Vapeist • vape lord • vape break
Vape Tier
Fake car enthusiasts who frequently vape at car meets. These haphazardly eBay-modified shitbuckets are sometimes called alt-ricers or "cringe tier" for obvious reasons. They attempt to incorporate: A) Stance, B) Murdered-out, C) 2003 Wings West body kit rice D) Wannabe RWB/tire letters, and other fleeting car scene trends, but fail their execution because they lack the actual financial means to see the project through, which inevitably makes it slower than it was before the owner fucked it up.
How you can spot a Vape Tier car:
-They regularly brag about how the bank doesn't own their pile of literal shit
-They brag about the sheer quantity of eBay modifications
-Due to low intelligence, they respond to criticism with cop-out phrases, such as "respek my build," and "it's my car and I'll build it how I want." You are not allowed to criticize or dislike a vape tier car, lest you become known as a โhaterโ
-Known to slide into a tire biter's DM
-Their favorite hobbies are vaping and masturbating to 20-year-old POS cars splattered with various colors of peeling Plastidip
-Owners will unironically rock stickers that say "Your girlfriend likes this" or โBuilt not boughtโ
-For some reason, these people place a high emphasis on creativity with their cars, even though they lack taste, tact, or vision
-Literally every Subaru (no exceptions)
-Car meets that encourages hooning, burnouts, revving and other activities with no skill/barrier to entry
-Abject poverty.
How you can spot a Vape Tier car:
-They regularly brag about how the bank doesn't own their pile of literal shit
-They brag about the sheer quantity of eBay modifications
-Due to low intelligence, they respond to criticism with cop-out phrases, such as "respek my build," and "it's my car and I'll build it how I want." You are not allowed to criticize or dislike a vape tier car, lest you become known as a โhaterโ
-Known to slide into a tire biter's DM
-Their favorite hobbies are vaping and masturbating to 20-year-old POS cars splattered with various colors of peeling Plastidip
-Owners will unironically rock stickers that say "Your girlfriend likes this" or โBuilt not boughtโ
-For some reason, these people place a high emphasis on creativity with their cars, even though they lack taste, tact, or vision
-Literally every Subaru (no exceptions)
-Car meets that encourages hooning, burnouts, revving and other activities with no skill/barrier to entry
-Abject poverty.
1. Did you see that vape tier car?
2. Yeah that stanced Subaru with 7 different colors of plastidip with vape smoke coming out the window?
3. Hey that's my car! Why can't you respeck my build?! *hits vape* fuck I wish I wasn't retarded and poor
2. Yeah that stanced Subaru with 7 different colors of plastidip with vape smoke coming out the window?
3. Hey that's my car! Why can't you respeck my build?! *hits vape* fuck I wish I wasn't retarded and poor
Vape Tier by JDMisFORvapelords December 28, 2016
TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop
The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.
I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.
TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop by TurnM3Up November 6, 2020
Vaper
Vaper by Vapor S. Thompson October 31, 2010
weekend vape
A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
โMom relax, itโs a just a weekend vape.โ
โHey itโs Friday, letโs go get a weekend vape.โ
โWhat are you doing?! Itโs Tuesday and youโre still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!โ
โWEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!โ
โHey itโs Friday, letโs go get a weekend vape.โ
โWhat are you doing?! Itโs Tuesday and youโre still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!โ
โWEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!โ
weekend vape by Weekendvape January 7, 2023
Vapelationship
Vapelationship by Vapenado420 October 1, 2017
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