Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.
Vim = That sexy black-
box program used by lots of
people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my
heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the
words ‘please please please let me
lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.