Vomph

Vomph not wanting to move or do anything

Getting up the get the remote vomph

Going up stairs to get something vomph

by Geppetto July 22, 2018

Vimphilia

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’

GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.

by PI314159 September 10, 2014

Vompedo

Projectile vomit; or the act of projecting vomit.

I was so sick that I shot a vompedo.

by Joshua David Morales December 27, 2007

vomshit

When you are so drunk that you are vomiting and shitting at the same exact time.

When I have to vomshit I make sure to sit on the toilet with a plastic bag in front of me, that way its the best of both worlds and I won't vomit or poop on the floor.

by cookiepoops June 16, 2009

Vompiss

When you get very drunk very fast and step around the side of the house to vomit while pissing.

Brian took 3 jello shots, slammed 2 beers and was sipping on Captain Morgan when he had to vompiss.

by BKees August 19, 2013

Vomsharted

When you vomit and shart yourself at the same time

Bro, i just vomsharted on the bathroom floor it was horrible!

by MuffinManxXX January 12, 2023

vomp

Something or someone that is uncool or tacky.

A person who is oblivious of what is considered cool.

Etymology: The term derives from the acronym V.O.M.P., meaning "Vermin-Offing Meat Prostitute."

"Man, this music is sooooo vomp, turn this shit off already!"

Also in use internationally.

German: "Mann, diese Musik ist so vomp! Schalte den Scheiss gefaelligst ab!"

French: "Oh la vache, cette musique est tellement vomp, eteins-la putain!"

Spanish: "Eh carnal, esta musica esta vomp! Ya quitala!"

by Vompsplat December 31, 2009