Vompiss

When you get very drunk very fast and step around the side of the house to vomit while pissing.

Brian took 3 jello shots, slammed 2 beers and was sipping on Captain Morgan when he had to vompiss.

by BKees August 19, 2013

Vompisshart

When you vomit, piss yourself and shit (shart) yourself all at the same time, due to being very drunk, stoned, or particularly, a combination of these two.

Mate, I was so wasted last night, a vompisshart hit me hard when I was trying to get out of my chair.

by @hifromtomorrow May 3, 2018

vampisser

a very cool tiktoker who loves laito sakamaki

"hey whos that girl drinking laitos milk?"
"oh thats vampisser"

by jovanivazquez June 13, 2021