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Vamphilia

The action of having sex with a vampire
"Having sex with a vampire isnt necrophilia dude, it's called Vamphilia"
by Chaddyboi October 16, 2019
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Vimphilia

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.
by PI314159 September 10, 2014
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vomiphiliac

A person who is sexually attracted to vomit. Vomiphiliacs enjoy engaging in activities such as hurling onto their hands and then masturbating with them. There are a variety of ways in which vomiphiliacs elicit their treasured stimulus. Alcohol and the classic finger down the throat are favorites.

It is apparent that vomiphiliacs enjoy vexual assault. Do not be mistaken. Though "vex" makes it sound like a great deal of annoyance afflicts the victim, this is not the case. Vomiphiliac rape usually involves the rape victim being covered in the throw-up of the rapist and afterwards, having the vomit scooped up and eaten. Ejaculating onto vomit is also a favorite form of vomiphiliac vexual activity.

It is unclear if vomiphiliacs are broken up the same way as fecephiliacs. The current accepted theory is all vomiphiliacs are bivomiphiliacs, in that they enjoy any vomit they come accross.
Vomiphiliac: Fuckin' throw up on my cock!
by Urband Ictionary April 30, 2008
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vampliar

A vampire who has been caught in a lie. Since vampires are undead and have no heartbeat, they are under no obligation to "cross their heart, and hope to die", thereby making them better liars than humans. However, having their lies discovered has the same consequences as a human lie.
When it was discovered that it was Diane, not Mavis, who came up with the word dampire, Mavis was branded the vampliar.
by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019
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Vampilicious

An extremely attractive and seductive woman with extra ordinary sex appeal.
She, being so Vampilicious, entrapped me with her natural appeal.
by phrombee January 12, 2010
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Vampilingus

I ripped the pad out of her undies, and then gave her the best vampilingus she's ever had!
by Yellowpokadotbikini August 28, 2021
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Vampiia

A beautiful vampire twitch streamer, that drools over twisted fictional men like Sebastian Michaelis and Astarion.
I'm such a Vampiia, I cannot help myself whenever Astarion calls me darling.
by VampiiaFan7 June 3, 2024
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