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To mess something up in the least dignified or expected way
Wow, he really volked it this time
Volked by Volkiewolkie April 22, 2022
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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
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"Damn he's skinny. Must be a volkert"
volkert by Anonymoushahhlll July 2, 2016

Volksdubbin

The art of ridin' a Volkswagen.
Dude, where were you the other night? Mac and I were Volksdubbin, it was tight. We saw some ladies, and they were also Volksdubbin.
Volksdubbin by Moe S. July 3, 2007

Volksdeutsch 

Technically a German outside Germany during Third Reich. Such person usu. considered themselves German despite they lived outside their supposedly mother country.

More likely a bastard that pretended to be German to get advantage of the Nazi way of civilizing Europe. That included:
1. safe passages in the streets during massive, haphazard terror bursts of Nazi military force in cities; such actions involved catching humans like some sort of animals to satiate concentration camps or simply performing executions in the streets.

2. robbing empty ex-Jewish and other houses which later brought shame to the nations under Nazi occupation (cuz every country has its own vermin that feeds on the lowly ones)

3. making a buck on bribes for not turning in Jews, Poles, Roma and other persecuted humans to the Nazi

Modern use: an individual that fled Poland and chose Germany as their mother country and now pretends they can't speak proper Polish, can't understand Polish reality, looks down on their former mother country and generally speaking is hard to deal with because of his fake "I'm German now you lousy Poles" bias towards his ex-natives.
1.
- "Stop being a volksdeutsch and behave yourself. A little respect towards that nice Ukrainian housemaid won't hurt you."

2.
- "Did you know that Ollischovsky used to be a communist party propaganda guy and now he's moved to Germany. He won't even say a word without thick German accent."
- "Fo' real? What a volksdeutsch!"
Volksdeutsch by TGor October 6, 2006

Volketiti 

Volketiti is an iconic twitter legend
“tu connais volketiti ?”
oui elle est trop drôle”
Volketiti by houbini November 6, 2020
Total small town slut who only requires a smile and a drink to fuck.
Her mum is her role model
Has daddy issues
Oh yeah, i saw her at the Club last night, shes a total Volker, she slept with both those security guards
Volker by YeetoOne September 29, 2019
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