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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
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"Damn he's skinny. Must be a volkert"
volkert by Anonymoushahhlll July 2, 2016
Total small town slut who only requires a smile and a drink to fuck.
Her mum is her role model
Has daddy issues
Oh yeah, i saw her at the Club last night, shes a total Volker, she slept with both those security guards
Volker by YeetoOne September 29, 2019

Volkennedy 

when a person with the surname kennedy has a sudden but explosive outburst where noone and nothing is safe. often coincides with a 5 week manstruating cycle but not specific to such times.
1st person - Hey have you seen Dave today?

2nd person - yea, hes not in the best of form is he?

1st person - hell no, i forecast a volkennedy, lets get outta here.
Volkennedy by Mystery withers May 16, 2014

volkerized

To have your flaws pointed out to everyone when you screw up requesting helpful information.
You just got volkerized,

Example of a real volkerization
But your contribution is very useful and drives home the key point here: there are multiple possible reasons for the "unprocessed continuation reference" message, and we can speculate all we want about them if we don't have enough info. Just one more example of why it is crucial and mandatory to include that section from authentication.properties in its entirety when discussing this sort of stuff. I really can't understand why people keep leaving that out - or does anyone particularly enjoy doing their diagnoses while blindfolded?
volkerized by ThgNDim January 21, 2011
Someone that won't stop going on about how they are the best and and basically created a company single-handedly.
She won't stop going on, what an absolute Volker.
Volker by PRIZE_IDIOT January 22, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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