Volcanussy 

An actual title of am image in a real wikipedia article... somehow.

Image of a volcano w/ the title "A volcanussy on Herbert Island.

Person 1: have you heard of volcanussy?
Person 2: what.
Person 1: It's like a pussy but its a volcano... a volcano-pusssy.
Person 2: Why are you like this

Volcanussy by Kingslayer_6009 September 8, 2024

Anus Volcanus 

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

Anus Volcanus by poobicus August 21, 2010

Volcanus 

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum

Volcanus by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

volcanus 

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.

Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.

"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"

After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.

volcanus by Professor Poo April 16, 2010

volcanass

Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.

Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.

volcanass by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015

Volcanus 

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.

Volcanus by Eulemur September 6, 2018

Volcanus 

Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.

(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)

Damnit, I stepped on a Volcanus and it cut my foot as I tried to board Volcanus Island 1.

Volcanus by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007