volcanass

Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.

Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.

by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015

Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010

volcanoes

Earth's pimples.

Just like us, the very thing we dwell upon has pimples too. Volcanoes apear in many shapes and sizes on the face of the Earth with no clear way to dispose of them.

by Memberberry Tea December 18, 2018

Volcanus

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum

by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

volcanus

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.

Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.

"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"

After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.

by Professor Poo April 16, 2010

Volcanal

The act of blowing your load into a girl into your partner's asshole and having them put their legs behind their head and farting your splooge out in the air like a volcano.

Mindy decided that tonight was the night we were going to try the volcanal.

by cmiller4642 May 18, 2010

Volcanus

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.

by Eulemur September 6, 2018