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Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.
Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.
volcanass by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015
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Anus Volcanus 

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.
Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
Anus Volcanus by poobicus August 21, 2010

volcanoes 

Just like us, the very thing we dwell upon has pimples too. Volcanoes apear in many shapes and sizes on the face of the Earth with no clear way to dispose of them.
volcanoes by Memberberry Tea December 18, 2018

Volcanus 

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees
That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum
Volcanus by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

volcanus 

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.
Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.

"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"

After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
volcanus by Professor Poo April 16, 2010

Volcanal 

The act of blowing your load into a girl into your partner's asshole and having them put their legs behind their head and farting your splooge out in the air like a volcano.
Mindy decided that tonight was the night we were going to try the volcanal.
Volcanal by cmiller4642 May 18, 2010

Volcanus 

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.
Volcanus by Eulemur September 6, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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