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Voigtmannesque 

{adj.}
1. the love for indulging in the olfactory sensation of ones own flatulence.
2. having a dick in your face.
3. inadequatly heightened sense of acomplishment after defecation in combination with sexual pleasure while expelling an unusually large and hardened turd.
Jack: "hey, what's that in my face?"
John: "that, son, is my cock."
innocent bystander: "this shit is voigtmannesque, dude."
Voigtmannesque by dopeyMcGuire October 6, 2012
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Voidtexx 

A person with a big ego. He will most likely boast about how good he is, and smack-talk anyone that disagrees.
Dave - "Dude, I freaking hate people who are full of themselves."

Steve - "You mean Voidtexx's?"
Voidtexx by Tonygub October 14, 2017
That act of sexually seducing thousands of minors (typically female) into a cave in Wisconsin.
Dude, did you hear about all the kids in the cave in Wisconsin?
Yeah, that sicko pulled a Voigt! Weren’t they eating each other?
I think.
Voigt by BLACKHAWK339826 March 18, 2021

Voidstar 

Wow!! Is that a Voidstar? Those are so rare
Voidstar by Flyawaywand September 12, 2020

Voigt-Simp 

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.
You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

voidstilessexual 

when you are completely and utterly in love with void stiles from teen wolf
everyone in teen wolf: we’re secretly voidstilessexual