Vloof

Combination of void and floof. A very cute & fluffy black cat.

My cat is the biggest vloof.

by Cat-thulhu March 26, 2023

vlookup

1. Upon gaining a momentary upskirt view, whether intentional or accidental, discovering an absence of panties, thus glimpsing an unobstructed view of her cooch. Could be good or bad.

2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.

Phil: Shit, my phone's down to just 5 percent battery! What I gonna do bruh?!

LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.

Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!

by XLedge June 7, 2016

vloody cloody

Making friends, not being scared to make a fool of yourself, being giddy and sharing adventures. Silliness

a rallying call for 'internet weirdos' at various festivals. We have long camped under the vloody cloody flag and invariably, whenever you shout out those words you'll end up talking to some random or other.

just go to a UK festival and shout "vloody cloody" - see what happens... at worst, you will get a great chance to laugh at yourself. At best, you might meet some of these weird and yet wonderful people: http://vloodycloody.com

by Lady Jane January 9, 2009

voofing

using one's vagina to consume drugs

She was voofing that molly like a pro

by Thevoofer October 14, 2016

Voof

When a female doesn't want to put drugs in her booty hole, so she puts them in her vagina instead. Thus Voof instead of Boof.

Carol: Hey Lisa do you want to put these drugs in your butt with me?
Lisa: No Carol! I'm not that type of girl but I would be happy to Voof those drugs with you.

by Beezybopp July 30, 2018

vloob

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by Vloob March 28, 2020

voof

when a girl inhales weed through her vagina

yo did you see that girl stick the blunt up her pussy and voof

by lil.yogurt November 1, 2018