Vlooching 

The act in which one person is fully naked and facing against a wall while upside down. Their legs are spread apart along with their arms as if their body is in the shape of an “X”; this is parter one. The second person; partner two, then uses a retractor, commonly used by surgeons, to pull back the asshole of partner one to create a gaping hole. After the asshole is open, partner two will insert an entire 3 liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the gaping anal cavity of partner one. Then partner two will insert a pack of mentos into the ass of parter one. Finally, parter two will quickly place their mouth onto the asshole of partner one and the mentos filled exploding Coke bottle will fill partner two’s mouth, nose, and possibly eyes with shit and Coke.

“I’v always wanted to be in a fraternity, but I don’t think I’m comfortable with being hazed by a bunch of Vlooching men.”

Vlooching by Lizard108 July 10, 2025

Looching Device 

In Gujarati, "looch" means to wipe or wipe away so when you need a towel to wipe your dishes, you can use a "looching device"

"Can you please pass me the looching device?"

Looching Device by yashxviii :) August 16, 2022

Looching 

The phrase "Looching" can be used in place of many common verbs. It is most commonly used when refering to sexual acts or other satisfying actions.

You have to put in a lot of work before you Looch her.

I didn't get your telephone call, I was too busy Looching.

Did you see how they lost that game? They got Looched!

Looching by What's a Chuck Liddel? October 20, 2007

Vlooshing 

When you're playing Cards Against Humanity and you pick up the perfect white card for last round's black card.

"I keep vlooshing! I just picked up "pooping back and forth. Forever." That would have been perfect for "Why do I hurt all over?"

"I'm vlooshing all over this game!"

(Past tense) I fucking vlooshed again!

Vlooshing by thedirtyteach September 23, 2017

vloochie 

The coochie that turns men and women into thralls. Pussy so good it reduces people intro mindless ghouls and goblins, chilling the whole world around them aside from it’s own warm embrace

Hey is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nah bro, he fell victim to the vloochie, I haven’t seen him in weeks

vloochie by Thysire May 17, 2021

slooching 

She was so full of cum, she lisped from side to side like an unbalanced ship.

She was so full of cum, she was slooching around, from side to side.

slooching by Kiddcurry January 6, 2014

vouching 

(adjective)

To cover up or to look out for one another.

Guy: Yo! You guys should totally follow my cousin on Insta.
Girl: Psst..why is this dude always vouching for his homies? Don't they got enough swag?

vouching by wes_lee279 March 14, 2019