Vlassis 

He's the hardest working guy around you. Probably ending up as a lawyer in the future, he tries his best to be the best at his craft. Big football and basketball fan, he hates when his teams buy players for more that their actual worth and has high respect for Latin/Hispanic people/players. He tries to be as subjective as possible, but we all know that he has a little bias in his heart.

Vlassis is the biggest football fan. He'd love to hace this Colombian player on his team

Vlassis by 2good4u2 November 20, 2021

Vlassios

Vlassios is a guy who is amazingly fun to be around and will always make you laugh. He is also one of the most caring guys that you will ever meet. He always tries his best to put the needs of those he cares about before his own and is always up for a good time. Someone that once you meet, you will never ever want to let go of.

Wow, he must be a Vlassios

Vlassios by Aiyla February 3, 2010

vlassi 

one who engages in twincest

man did you see vlassi and angelo going at it last night?

vlassi by thom_york3 October 20, 2008

Vlasis moment 

It's similar to bruh moment with the only difference that bruh moment is used for something "bruh", something that makes us feel bad, stupid, awkward, unlucky, foolish etc.

Vlasis moment is used for everything that Vlasis says.

Example for bruh moment:
-When is Carti dropping a new album?
-Didn't you hear? Carti died yesterday...
-Bruh moment.

Example for Vlasis moment:
-Bro, Vlasis just bought some shoes for disabled people so that he can resell them for triple the price!
-Vlasis moment...

Vlasis moment by ELSYN March 18, 2021

vlassic 

☀️

"☀️'s face rn is classic."

"No, it's vlassic"

vlassic by mr_clementine March 19, 2017

Vlassic 

A sandwich, with pale hard stale bread, with a sickly white color whiter than an Irishman’s armpits. Also comes with green ham with rotting holes in it, black cold moldy cheese, rotten tuna, live sardines squirming around, and boiling mayonnaise that’s been rotting in the hot direct desert sun for weeks and that is imported on a hot sweaty cargo plane. Also the side is big fat cold clammy wet dark green pickles with huge bumps the size of herpies bumps on the side.

I tried the infamous Vlassic dish at the deli and was throwing up for hours, after I lost 20 pounds vomiting my lungs out I went to the ER and got my stomach pumped. Never eating that again !!!!!

Vlassic by Da Rotten TunaMan May 22, 2020