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vlassic by mr_clementine March 19, 2017
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Vlassic
A sandwich, with pale hard stale bread, with a sickly white color whiter than an Irishman’s armpits. Also comes with green ham with rotting holes in it, black cold moldy cheese, rotten tuna, live sardines squirming around, and boiling mayonnaise that’s been rotting in the hot direct desert sun for weeks and that is imported on a hot sweaty cargo plane. Also the side is big fat cold clammy wet dark green pickles with huge bumps the size of herpies bumps on the side.
I tried the infamous Vlassic dish at the deli and was throwing up for hours, after I lost 20 pounds vomiting my lungs out I went to the ER and got my stomach pumped. Never eating that again !!!!!
Vlassic by Da Rotten TunaMan May 22, 2020
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vlassic • vlasic • Vlasic Classic • vlassi • Vladsickle • vlasicate • Vlasic Penis • Vlassios • Blanka Vlasic • Classic Vlasic
Vlasic Penis
Vlasic Penis by Poyfect September 1, 2018
vlasic
a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.
vlasic by butterpecan July 25, 2009
Vlasic Classic
Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.
Vlasic Classic by Poyfect September 2, 2018
Vlassios
Vlassios is a guy who is amazingly fun to be around and will always make you laugh. He is also one of the most caring guys that you will ever meet. He always tries his best to put the needs of those he cares about before his own and is always up for a good time. Someone that once you meet, you will never ever want to let go of.
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