vlassic 

☀️

"☀️'s face rn is classic."

"No, it's vlassic"

vlassic by mr_clementine March 19, 2017

Vlassic 

A sandwich, with pale hard stale bread, with a sickly white color whiter than an Irishman’s armpits. Also comes with green ham with rotting holes in it, black cold moldy cheese, rotten tuna, live sardines squirming around, and boiling mayonnaise that’s been rotting in the hot direct desert sun for weeks and that is imported on a hot sweaty cargo plane. Also the side is big fat cold clammy wet dark green pickles with huge bumps the size of herpies bumps on the side.

I tried the infamous Vlassic dish at the deli and was throwing up for hours, after I lost 20 pounds vomiting my lungs out I went to the ER and got my stomach pumped. Never eating that again !!!!!

Vlassic by Da Rotten TunaMan May 22, 2020

Vlasic Penis 

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.

Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?

Vlasic Penis by Poyfect September 1, 2018

vlasic 

a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.

"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"

vlasic by butterpecan July 25, 2009

Vlasic Classic

A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.

Vlasic Classic by Poyfect September 2, 2018

Vlassios

Vlassios is a guy who is amazingly fun to be around and will always make you laugh. He is also one of the most caring guys that you will ever meet. He always tries his best to put the needs of those he cares about before his own and is always up for a good time. Someone that once you meet, you will never ever want to let go of.

Wow, he must be a Vlassios

Vlassios by Aiyla February 3, 2010

Vlasic 

The process of soaking one's nuts in pickle juice just before oral sex.

Man I really gave her the Vlasic last night.

Vlasic by Mafk22 December 17, 2019