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Asian person: I’m Asian.
Black person: I’m Black.
White person: I’m caucasian, but like I’m French, German, Swedish, American, Russian, Dutch, Ukrainian and Greek.
Asian person: So you’re white.
White person: Yeah but like that ^, you know *laughs*
Asian & Black people: *doesn’t laugh and looks at each other*
Black person: (no we don’t know and don’t care) gOOD for you... vixe.
Or
Person: oh you want to know something cool?
Other person: no.
Person: I’m like 16% Ethiopian, 4% Native American, 15% Sudanese, 15% Afghanistan, 10% French, 10% German, 10% Italian, 10% Dominican and 10% Filipino.
Other person: and I’m 100% don’t give a fuck, you vixeass.
Black person: I’m Black.
White person: I’m caucasian, but like I’m French, German, Swedish, American, Russian, Dutch, Ukrainian and Greek.
Asian person: So you’re white.
White person: Yeah but like that ^, you know *laughs*
Asian & Black people: *doesn’t laugh and looks at each other*
Black person: (no we don’t know and don’t care) gOOD for you... vixe.
Or
Person: oh you want to know something cool?
Other person: no.
Person: I’m like 16% Ethiopian, 4% Native American, 15% Sudanese, 15% Afghanistan, 10% French, 10% German, 10% Italian, 10% Dominican and 10% Filipino.
Other person: and I’m 100% don’t give a fuck, you vixeass.
Vixe by thisisunnecessary October 6, 2018
