Vitimin Water
The definition of sex, but in your mouth. With every sip or chug, the feeling of "Your first time" happens all over again.
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vitamin water by margaret March 28, 2005
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vitamin water
The greatest beverage to mankind as we know it. It is as if God himself gave J. Darius Bikof the power to combine vitamins and water, and graced us with this delicious yet all so healthy drink.
Person 1: Im going to the store you want anything
*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*
Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!
*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*
Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!
vitamin water by Some Guy 21 August 17, 2006
vitamin water
When I go to Albertson's I buy 20 dollars worth of Vitamin Water-Energy because it's CRAZY DELICIOUS!
vitamin water by sdge August 4, 2007
Vitamin Water
God's gift to man. The best stuff to to come from a bottle, par none. The most common brand is made by Glaceau. Commonly drunk by high middle class white kids because they can afford it's 1.75$-per-bottle price tag
Person 1: I'm going to the store... anyone want anything?
Fatass: Get me some bacon!
Piece O' Lard: I need some processed sugar!
David Hasselhof: Get me some... VITAMIN WATER!
Fatass: Get me some bacon!
Piece O' Lard: I need some processed sugar!
David Hasselhof: Get me some... VITAMIN WATER!
Vitamin Water by P. Case May 21, 2006
XXX Vitamin Water
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.
Person 2: Okay man
*Person 1 starts to cry*
Person 2: What's wrong bro?
Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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Person 2: Okay man
*Person 1 starts to cry*
Person 2: What's wrong bro?
Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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XXX Vitamin Water by Alyssa_the_Juggalette January 8, 2008
vitamin water
A product that is essentially a scam, marketed to sound nutritious. The catchy names sound good enough at first, but it's just marketing being employed. It has become an addiction to many people, usually in the USA.
Vitamin water is sugar water. While pure water bottles can hydrate you properly, the sugar water nullifies much of that effect and makes it somewhat like a disguised carbonated soft drink. This is why many people feel hyper after drinking vitamin water, and it provides one of those spontaneous bursts of energy that leave your body more tired afterwards, though most people don't realize it, and mistake the initial burst as the "magic touch", and they don't understand why they feel so tired afterwards. This is what also generates its addicting power, and what makes people shell out $3 for it.
Plus, don't drink more than one bottle, ever, because it will give you a vitamin overdose and leave you with severe symptoms such as a migraine headache, nausea, walking difficulties, blurry vision and more. Besides that, the sugar assists to bloat you.
Vitamin water is sugar water. While pure water bottles can hydrate you properly, the sugar water nullifies much of that effect and makes it somewhat like a disguised carbonated soft drink. This is why many people feel hyper after drinking vitamin water, and it provides one of those spontaneous bursts of energy that leave your body more tired afterwards, though most people don't realize it, and mistake the initial burst as the "magic touch", and they don't understand why they feel so tired afterwards. This is what also generates its addicting power, and what makes people shell out $3 for it.
Plus, don't drink more than one bottle, ever, because it will give you a vitamin overdose and leave you with severe symptoms such as a migraine headache, nausea, walking difficulties, blurry vision and more. Besides that, the sugar assists to bloat you.
vitamin water by Officer Jordan May 7, 2008