Tipping the Velvet

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris

Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet

by Margaret April 6, 2004

sicko hicko

A disturbed person from the south who molest's their sister.

Ew, that sicko hicko!

by Margaret May 13, 2005

fing

When someone with long (and usually creepy-looking) fingers touches stuff (or other people) with them in a disturbing and annoying way.

Stop finging me, Goddamnit! It's sickening.

by Margaret May 12, 2003

lopster

a generic form of lobster and made out of pancake syrup and Styrofoam.

We had $9.99 steak and "lopster" at Bourbon Street in The Vegas.

by Margaret June 13, 2005

Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.

"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."

by Margaret July 23, 2004

suburban force

a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.

Yay, I made it into the ASH street team on Suburban force!!!

by Margaret April 13, 2004

vitamin water

the most awesome drink ever created

hey im going to the store

pick me up a vitamin water!!!

by margaret March 28, 2005