lopster

a generic form of lobster and made out of pancake syrup and Styrofoam.

We had $9.99 steak and "lopster" at Bourbon Street in The Vegas.

by Margaret June 06, 2005

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

fame-ish

when you have more than 5k on tiktok

dude averagefashionblogger is fame-ish

by Margaret October 31, 2021

Ginormus

A combination of gigantic & enormous; shockingly big.

That monster burrito I had yesterday was Ginormus!

by Margaret July 17, 2003

hoe banger

This is a person who is so ugly only hoes will bang them

George is a Hoe banger

by Margaret November 04, 2004

Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.

"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."

by Margaret July 23, 2004

vitamin water

the most awesome drink ever created

hey im going to the store

pick me up a vitamin water!!!

by margaret March 28, 2005