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Vitas Virus 

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
Vitas Virus by VV Victim January 26, 2010
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Sexy ass motherfucker who will take your bitch so stop playin' with a nigga
Damn vitus is sexy
Vitus by Young Vitus November 7, 2019

saint vitus 

The ultimate doom metal band. Known mostly for their years with Scott "Wino" Weinrich but have also performed with Scott Reagers and Christian Lindersson. Their best known release is 1986's Born Too Late which was released on Greg Ginn's (Black Flag)SST records
Saint Vitus rules. Doom on!
saint vitus by Marijuanaut January 18, 2008
King of Austria, ruler, god
The elections the for the Vitus of Austria is coming up.
vitus by Vitus97 March 6, 2014
Vitus is the G.O.A.T at legit everything, and will beat your ass in anything
Vitus is a G.O.A.T
Vitus by thegoatucanthandle August 19, 2020
a smart dude, who is wise beyond your plane of existence. You better listen to him or he'll take your phone away. he loves his fish tank and tennis. he is also my dad. love you.
My dad's name is Vitus
vitus by Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019
Vitus is a cool and fun guy, he can be a bit mysterious at first, but when you get to know him, he’s a really fun guy to be around.
Person: Hi
Vitus: Hey;)
Vitus by VitusIsCool June 26, 2020