Ninjavitus
Ninjavitus symptoms may include friends and family dying from sudden and uncontrollable karate chops, and the urge to carry ninja stars.
Ninjavitus by Evan Salas March 27, 2007
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Ninjavitis
A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
Ninjavitis by The Cruz October 19, 2010
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ninjavidual
Man, she's such a ninjavidual. Look at the way she silently deals with OCD.
WOW ! His mysterious nature gives him an aura of ninjaviduality !
WOW ! His mysterious nature gives him an aura of ninjaviduality !
ninjavidual by Frosty August 16, 2003
Ninjavited
Short for "Ninja Invited" (see Also "Ninja Invite")
A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
"Sorry, Honey, as soon as I logged on I got Ninjavited to the raid"
"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
Ninjavited by Laliho August 7, 2009
ninjavitis
1. An oral condition that causes ones breath to be so noxious that it can sneak up on unsuspecting people and be nearly fatal.
2. When the physical state of ones mouth is so repugnant that it looks like a skilled ninja has drop-kicked them squarely in the mouth.
2. When the physical state of ones mouth is so repugnant that it looks like a skilled ninja has drop-kicked them squarely in the mouth.
1. I heard that John is in the hospital, cuz he went to kiss Sheila goodnight, and her ninjavitis made him go into shock.
2. god rest his soul, but ODB musta been in a fight with the RZA cause even his goldfronts had sum ninjavitis
2. god rest his soul, but ODB musta been in a fight with the RZA cause even his goldfronts had sum ninjavitis
ninjavitis by deek da biker January 17, 2006
Ninja-vitus
Ninja-vitus by Lutra Tata August 21, 2011
Ninjavitis
When someone has severe memory loss due to excess consumption of alcohol, one is said to have Ninjavitis.
"I can't remember anything about last night, had a serious case of Ninjavitis"
"I can't believe I got with that ugly bird last night, Ninjavitis strikes again"
"Mate where did everyone go last night? Oh Ninjavitis"
"I can't believe I got with that ugly bird last night, Ninjavitis strikes again"
"Mate where did everyone go last night? Oh Ninjavitis"
Ninjavitis by cass254 August 25, 2009