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Vitalize 

Vitalize is a label given to those who are very very horny and gay. If you have ever met somebody who is Vitalize, you will have noticed they have the traits of a paedophile, except they have that for every guy/girl they see. Of course, they don’t ever get any relationships as people have enough sense to avoid them.

Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.
Vitalizer: *slaps arse* how you doing sexy? wanna compare nipples?
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.
Vitalize by Possee of Rats. May 26, 2019
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viralize 

the act of sharing an internet post (photo, video or article) so many times on your social networks that it becomes a viral post.
dude, this vid is awesome...lets viralize it
viralize by don ka baap February 3, 2012
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Vitaline 

"Vitaline please dont eat that seagull"

viralized 

when your computer has contracted a virus it has been "viralized"
My computer is running slow, I think it may have been viralized.
viralized by DutchMrsG October 23, 2011
one who speaks little english, has bronze tan and is often found in a wal-mart. vitalies often posses a green thumb. they have a knack for getting dirty and picking cucumbers. But not to use as toys.
(girl1)OMG did you see that guy at wal-mart,

(girl2) yes! he had a vitalie bronze tan!
Vitalie by samantha1171 October 3, 2010

Vitalire 

Yeah this word describes itself. If you need an example reread the definition. Vitalire
Vitalire by Nat97 March 25, 2014

Vitaliked 

When a bitcoin (speculative cryptocurrency coin) is killed because it has no merit.

History: Ethereums creator Vitalike selling the 50% gifted SHIB coins and donating them to covid relief efforts.
"Omg, did you hear about that bitcoin getting Vitaliked?"
Vitaliked by AllOutOfJimmies May 12, 2021
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