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one who speaks little english, has bronze tan and is often found in a wal-mart. vitalies often posses a green thumb. they have a knack for getting dirty and picking cucumbers. But not to use as toys.
(girl1)OMG did you see that guy at wal-mart,

(girl2) yes! he had a vitalie bronze tan!
Vitalie by samantha1171 October 3, 2010
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Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops 

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.
"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"
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Joe Vitale 

A mean, greasy Italian that yells about everything. He also tends to make everything smell like Ragu.
Joe Vitale, a friend that is always mean to you, the rudest person you can imagine
Joe Vitale by Vitale10 March 25, 2012

Vitalina 

An eastern European short girl, with blue sparkly eyes and a smile like fire. A brunette with a hair that shines golden in the sunlight. She makes boys crazy just by speaking Italian. Vitalina means life and she is the life itself. She is very confident and she doesn't care what people say about her because she knows how beautiful she is.

But sadly Vitalina has a very bad taste in boys.

She has two sexy friends which are the best. They are always here for her and they are here stars that brighten up her universe.
"This is so Vitalina"
Vitalina by theonlyvivi June 10, 2018
Words cannot begin to define Vitaliy, Vitaliy is the sexiest, bravest, smartest, strongest, and all around most awesome. Vitaliy is derived from the russian language. Vitaliy is possibly the most perfect human. Vitaliy has an ability to consume extreme amounts of food that is not explained by science. Vitaliy is adored by all women secretly and is the meaning of success. Vitaliy also has the ability to make all other humans look inferior because he is a professional in everything and can do anything.
Vitaliy by The.all.knowing December 4, 2014
A sexy, smart, and strong man who is generally very smooth with women.
Girl 1: Did you see that hot guy at the gym? He is at the top of our accounting class.

Girl 2: He is such a vitaliy!
Vitaliy by statesman09 October 20, 2010
A hot Ukrainian or Russian male
I married a Vitali.
Vitali by karpro February 5, 2010
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