Vistake 

(Orig. Vista + mistake)What you create when you upgrade your OS buy a new computer with a Vista. This often leads to a Visache

Dude! What a Vistake! I can't believe you changed your Operating System to Vista!

Vistake by Jiefu June 23, 2008

Vistalepsy 

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.

I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.

Vistalepsy by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

Vistageist

A rogue spirit that lurks within Windows Vista causing machine instability

Dude, I tried printing that file but the Vistageist struck down my efforts and crashed my machine...I knew I should have stuck with XP.

Vistageist by thesock October 11, 2007

Vistage 

What angry lesbians do to each other on special occasions. It can also be referred to as 'hide the hand'.

Julie and Karen engaged in a enthusiastic session of vistage to celebrate their 5 year aniversary.

Vistage by Lord Anus February 9, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004