Vistake

(Orig. Vista + mistake)What you create when you upgrade your OS buy a new computer with a Vista. This often leads to a Visache

Dude! What a Vistake! I can't believe you changed your Operating System to Vista!

by Jiefu June 23, 2008

Vistalepsy

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.

I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.

by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

Vistageist

A rogue spirit that lurks within Windows Vista causing machine instability

Dude, I tried printing that file but the Vistageist struck down my efforts and crashed my machine...I knew I should have stuck with XP.

by thesock October 11, 2007

Vistage

What angry lesbians do to each other on special occasions. It can also be referred to as 'hide the hand'.

Julie and Karen engaged in a enthusiastic session of vistage to celebrate their 5 year aniversary.

by Lord Anus February 9, 2009