Vistake

(Orig. Vista + mistake)What you create when you upgrade your OS buy a new computer with a Vista. This often leads to a Visache

Dude! What a Vistake! I can't believe you changed your Operating System to Vista!

Vistake by Jiefu June 23, 2008

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Vistalepsy

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.

I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.

Vistalepsy by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

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Vistake • Vistage • Vistageist • Vistalepsy

Vistageist

A rogue spirit that lurks within Windows Vista causing machine instability

Dude, I tried printing that file but the Vistageist struck down my efforts and crashed my machine...I knew I should have stuck with XP.

Vistageist by thesock October 11, 2007

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Vistage

What angry lesbians do to each other on special occasions. It can also be referred to as 'hide the hand'.

Julie and Karen engaged in a enthusiastic session of vistage to celebrate their 5 year aniversary.

Vistage by Lord Anus February 9, 2009

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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