Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

vietnamese landmine

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

by The Pedo Definer May 25, 2018

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

veitnamese landmine

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room

Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby

by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

vitnamiese landmine

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere

Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

by Ogrish is life May 20, 2016