Is a person that is unlucky in terms of romantic relationship. Although it sounds bad, this person actually attracts good friends! Hard-working and true.
short & LOUD
half asian half white girl with black hair
has horses not subways
dates a fraternal twin
looks like a vampire
her bff is a ho
her boy toy is also half asian and looks exactly like a horse, which she loves
her friend has a friend in dartmouth
her other friend's uncle went to dartmouth
a sexual act that cannot be clearly defined as either a handjob or blowjob, thus leaving this somewhere between second base and third base like the great baseball shortstop player himself, Omar Vizquel
man she couldnt make up her mind last night so i totally got an Omar Vizquel!!!!