Is a person that is unlucky in terms of romanticrelationship. Although it sounds bad, this person actually attracts good friends! Hard-working and true.
short & LOUD
half asian half white girl with black hair has horses not subways
dates a fraternal twin
looks like a vampire
her bff is a ho
her boy toy is also half asian and looks exactly like a horse, which she loves
her friend has a friend in dartmouth
her other friend's uncle went to dartmouth
a sexual act that cannot be clearly defined as either a handjob or blowjob, thus leaving this somewhere between second base and third base like the great baseball shortstop player himself, Omar Vizquel