(v) when the new yorkerguy from seventeen does something so vernon that no one else can do it because no one vernons the way vernon does
carat1)*watching a video of vernon being vernon* “vernon is vernoning” *goes to check comments*
carat2) “no one vernon’s the way vernon vernons”
carat1)*laughs and likes carat2 comment*
carat3) “vernon is just so vernon like no one can vernon the way vernon is vernon img right now”
carat1) *likes carat 3 comment and replies with “real”*
Vezzonied (verb):
To be included in a text message or message thread and receive no response at all, resulting in a silent dismissal that mirrors being “friend-zoned,” but through non-reply rather than explicitrejection.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.