Vezzoning

When eating food and you drop into the zoned out stare mid-chew.

The whole family is Vezzoning while eating their supper.

Vezzoning by Youngestroon March 13, 2026

vezzolini 

A teacher that only gives a shit about the girls. He is a pedo and gives the guys F's (except yousef)

Wow vezzolini gave me a F on a 2 hour paper

vezzolini by vezzolini December 3, 2016

vernoning 

when vernon is vernoning

"vernon is vernoning as expected

vernoning by seventeenoverurfavs September 8, 2023

vernoning 

(v) when the new yorker guy from seventeen does something so vernon that no one else can do it because no one vernons the way vernon does

carat1)*watching a video of vernon being vernon* “vernon is vernoning” *goes to check comments*
carat2) “no one vernon’s the way vernon vernons”
carat1)*laughs and likes carat2 comment*
carat3) “vernon is just so vernon like no one can vernon the way vernon is vernon img right now”
carat1) *likes carat 3 comment and replies with “real”*

vernoning by chickengasmeatinit October 17, 2023

Vernoning 

When you have zoned out and agreed to something that doesn’t make sense- that's called vernoning.

It's a reference to kpop boyband Seventeen's member Vernon, who often happens to be a little confused.

"Jackson, did you really say your name was Paris? Stop vernoning."

"She was vernoning so much that she kept cheering for the opposition team without realizing."

Vernoning by apzpresent March 5, 2024

Vezzonied

Vezzonied (verb):
To be included in a text message or message thread and receive no response at all, resulting in a silent dismissal that mirrors being “friend-zoned,” but through non-reply rather than explicit rejection.

"I texted them last night, but as usual, I got vezzonied."

Vezzonied by Youngestroon February 10, 2026