Vexplanation

A failed attempt at explanation that leaves you more confused than you were before.

I thought I had deduced what was going on in that opera; but now after sitting through your long-winded vexplanation I have no idea why it ended as it did.

by reuster July 9, 2010

vexplanation

Da reason dat someone is majorly frustrated.

Da fact dat someone had earbuds on when you were trying to speak to him is da obvious vexplanation as to why he didn't seem to hear anything you said.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

wexplanation

a long-winded explanation, often including random tangents and/or unnecessary details and sometimes tainted with an air of defensiveness

So, I was at the drug store, you know the one on the corner of Altisima and Margarita Road, to buy some antifungal cream, but you know, not for anything gross, I just get these rashes because I work out so much, and the clerk, who looked a lot like that one actor, you know the one it that movie that was out last year, with the girl and the car, anyway he was so rude... OK, I know this is a wexplanation, you assholes, just listen to my story. Anyway...

by k&J-doggg October 21, 2011

Sexplanations

Sexplanations is an online web show on Youtube hosted by Lindsey Doe, or Dr. Doe. Doctor Doe makes it her job to provide accurate free information on the entire world of sex and sexual information. She hopes she can make sex less of a taboo topic. This show was set up by Hank Green, one of the Green brothers and part of the Vlogbrothers, and the Nerdfighter clan. Lindsey's tumbler is Tumblingdoe.

If you have a question about sex, ask Doctor Doe from Sexplanations.

by CliveDoveishot July 30, 2013

monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021

Vlyxplanation

A phenomenon that is highly effective in treating cases of insomnia.

The doctor gave me Vlyxplanations to help deal with my insomnia.

by Everyone on Ventrillo November 28, 2010