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an asian person who drives a vespa. if female, probably a lesbian.

Dude 1: check out that vespasian over there, she's totally hot!
Dude 2: don't bother man, she doesn't climb buoys.

vespasian by pancez0r December 6, 2009

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Vespasian

A Vietnamese female who is a terrible driver and road hog. A late 20's early 30's year old Vietnamese woman with an office job, eyeglasses, nice clothing who drives around Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh City on a stylish Vespa, Piaggio, or a clone. The bike is way to big for her and she cannot control it even at normal speed. In stop and go traffic of dodgy rush hour traffic she is a hazard to all.

During rush hour the Hanoi streets are now clogged with Vespasian in short skirts trying to balance on their tiny wheels.

Vespasian by Juan B Tong March 25, 2013

Related Words

vespasian • Vespian • vesperian • Vespian Togglegadget • Vespucian • Vespa Link

vesperian

black people of deepwoken

etrean guard: N word
Vesperian: dont say

vesperian by maplecookies June 2, 2023

Vespian Togglegadget

1. A gadget of the Vespian variety that is used for toggling in between any nature of worldly things. (Noun)

2. A word used to confuse others and/or make it sound like you know what you're talking about. (Still a noun)

Paul: Vespian Togglegadget
Me: SHUT UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Vespian Togglegadget by Tomquel January 4, 2021

Vespucian

Vespucian (veh-spoo-shin) is a synonym for a Native American from North America. This word comes from "Vespucia", which was almost the name of North America.

Tom has been caught appropriating the culture of yet another Vespucian tribe

Vespucian by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Vespian

Lesbians who ride their Vespa scooters together. A trendy moped version of "dykes on bikes".

My neighbor and her life partner ride their vespa scooters around with other lesbians and they call themselves vespians.

Vespian by Michael Ptacek December 9, 2007

Vespian

Vespian | ˈves pe ən ˈ |
noun (plural vespiani)
A female person that owns and rides a scooter. Can often be a lesbian or often mistaken for a lesbian.

I just saw the hottest vespian driving down Broad Street on a Chianti Red Vespa Primavera.

Vespian by DeniseMarie323 September 6, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026