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vespasian

an asian person who drives a vespa. if female, probably a lesbian.
Dude 1: check out that vespasian over there, she's totally hot!
Dude 2: don't bother man, she doesn't climb buoys.
by pancez0r December 6, 2009
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Vespasian

A Vietnamese female who is a terrible driver and road hog. A late 20's early 30's year old Vietnamese woman with an office job, eyeglasses, nice clothing who drives around Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh City on a stylish Vespa, Piaggio, or a clone. The bike is way to big for her and she cannot control it even at normal speed. In stop and go traffic of dodgy rush hour traffic she is a hazard to all.
During rush hour the Hanoi streets are now clogged with Vespasian in short skirts trying to balance on their tiny wheels.
by Juan B Tong March 25, 2013
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Vespian Togglegadget

1. A gadget of the Vespian variety that is used for toggling in between any nature of worldly things. (Noun)

2. A word used to confuse others and/or make it sound like you know what you're talking about. (Still a noun)
Paul: Vespian Togglegadget
Me: SHUT UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
by Tomquel January 4, 2021
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Vespucian

Vespucian (veh-spoo-shin) is a synonym for a Native American from North America. This word comes from "Vespucia", which was almost the name of North America.
Tom has been caught appropriating the culture of yet another Vespucian tribe
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
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Vespian

Lesbians who ride their Vespa scooters together. A trendy moped version of "dykes on bikes".
My neighbor and her life partner ride their vespa scooters around with other lesbians and they call themselves vespians.
by Michael Ptacek December 9, 2007
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Vespian

Vespian | ˈves pe ən ˈ |
noun (plural vespiani)
A female person that owns and rides a scooter. Can often be a lesbian or often mistaken for a lesbian.
I just saw the hottest vespian driving down Broad Street on a Chianti Red Vespa Primavera.
by DeniseMarie323 September 6, 2018
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