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Vespasian
A Vietnamese female who is a terrible driver and road hog. A late 20's early 30's year old Vietnamese woman with an office job, eyeglasses, nice clothing who drives around Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh City on a stylish Vespa, Piaggio, or a clone. The bike is way to big for her and she cannot control it even at normal speed. In stop and go traffic of dodgy rush hour traffic she is a hazard to all.
During rush hour the Hanoi streets are now clogged with Vespasian in short skirts trying to balance on their tiny wheels.
Vespasian by Juan B Tong March 25, 2013
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vesperian
vesperian by maplecookies June 2, 2023
Vespian Togglegadget
1. A gadget of the Vespian variety that is used for toggling in between any nature of worldly things. (Noun)
2. A word used to confuse others and/or make it sound like you know what you're talking about. (Still a noun)
2. A word used to confuse others and/or make it sound like you know what you're talking about. (Still a noun)
Vespian Togglegadget by Tomquel January 4, 2021
Vespucian
Vespucian (veh-spoo-shin) is a synonym for a Native American from North America. This word comes from "Vespucia", which was almost the name of North America.
Vespucian by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
Vespian
My neighbor and her life partner ride their vespa scooters around with other lesbians and they call themselves vespians.
Vespian by Michael Ptacek December 9, 2007
Vespian
Vespian | ˈves pe ən ˈ |
noun (plural vespiani)
A female person that owns and rides a scooter. Can often be a lesbian or often mistaken for a lesbian.
noun (plural vespiani)
A female person that owns and rides a scooter. Can often be a lesbian or often mistaken for a lesbian.
Vespian by DeniseMarie323 September 6, 2018
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