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vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.
Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.
vertebrate by David March 6, 2004

Vertebrain

One who thinks with his spinal cord, in other words, a complete and total idiot lacking all signs of logical thought.
Jebus, Joe's such a vertebrain!
Vertebrain by P4lladium November 10, 2003

Vertabrunt 

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, referred to colloquially as the Spange, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.
I was attempting anal, when my cock slipped into her vertabrunt
Vertabrunt by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008

vertebour 

(Noun) The correct term to define neighbours in apartment buildings who live above or below you, rather than on your own floor.
A: Man, did you see the legs on that one.
H: Yeh dude, that's Mirela, my hot vertebour. She lives on the top floor.
A: Man I wish she'd top me
vertebour by hussan March 26, 2007

vertebra 

The round part of the "spinejoints" or for some prefer calling them " vertebral" on animals.
There are 5 types of animals that have spines or vertebral:Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians
something broke this pigeon's vertebra
vertebra by MasonUSMC January 31, 2015

vertebrate

an animal with a back bone
vertebrate by Harry July 2, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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