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vertebrate

vertebrate by Harry July 2, 2003

Vertebrain

One who thinks with his spinal cord, in other words, a complete and total idiot lacking all signs of logical thought.
Jebus, Joe's such a vertebrain!
Vertebrain by P4lladium November 10, 2003

vertigrated 

in reference to a 'vertically integrated' company
Oracle is pursuing it's vertigrated strategy after the Sun acquisition.
vertigrated by bgold May 29, 2009

vertebra 

The round part of the "spinejoints" or for some prefer calling them " vertebral" on animals.
There are 5 types of animals that have spines or vertebral:Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians
something broke this pigeon's vertebra
vertebra by MasonUSMC January 31, 2015

vertebrains 

Vertebrae that generally "hold you in place" yet are now in painfull distress; causing ignorance, thus creating the Redneck illusion of the medical condition frequently referred to as "shrinking Vertebrains"
"My Vertebrains are shrinking," says the pain patient to the payday advance employee when needing a loan for more medication.
vertebrains by Ksses2You September 29, 2011

M'vertibrae 

When you fall instead of cussing and saying I hurt my knee just say ah m'vertibrae
Ah m'vertibrae
M'vertibrae by Aimoiface May 26, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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