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Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle
You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.
Vertoeterd by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020
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Cinéma vérité 

Means 'film truth', also known as 'Direct Cinema'. A style of film concerned with representing truth and reality, not overtly using filmic artifice, or complete directoral control.

Uses documentary film making devices such as hand-held 'shaky' cameras to give an impression of the viewer being a 'fly on the wall'. Avoids the use of scripts, artifical sound tracks, etc.

Developed in France and Quebec in the 1950's and 1960's. 'Dogma 95' is a film making philosophy from the 1990's which was influenced by the ideas of the previous generation's Cinéma vérité film makers.
The Battle of Algiers, The Blair Witch Project, and The Office are examples of film and TV that use elements of Cinéma vérité.

Vertentive 

Something That You think is really cool , but you dont want to personally have.
Don Cherry's voice is very vertentive
Vertentive by samuek November 22, 2004
" hey bob, pass the verter "
verter by PAIGEY. July 5, 2008
(Adj) Excluded from use or mention.
Derived from the German word meaning forbidden.
I had no problem getting to second base with her, but the chastity belt told me going any further would be strictly verboten.
verboten by Chiendog February 26, 2005
A feeling so esoteric it can not be explained nor replicated. It is simply unique, a mixed state of euphoria and reasoning.
After years of hard work and dedication, I finally achieved my goal. I am nothing but verted....
Verted by 3_ September 2, 2021