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Vernishia 

A sexy lesbian girl, who will pull one fine girl and make everyone jealous. She’s also very loyal, kind and loving to the girl she wants to be all those things too. She’ll always make you blush just being herself. She does normal things but makes them look seductive.
Wow, Vernishia pulled the girl i’ve always wanted.

Her smile is sexy.

I want someone like Vernishia, look how she treats her girlfriend
Vernishia by blackbluecherry March 8, 2019
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The most cutest and prettiest girl to exist in the world
she’s very nice and honest
she will always be by your side no matter what
so don’t loose her.
Sentence: Hi Venisha! How are u?
Venisha by AvianatheRose July 26, 2021

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

vernisha 

Kind, loving different person. Doesn't need anyone else besides herself. Got/Had an amazing and loving life. Loved by many people. Very secretive about personal life and information. Makes the right decision all the time. Mature at times, immature at times. Got amazing friends and leave ones that aren't real friends
Vernisha is kind and loving
vernisha by V2i4y December 28, 2017

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex
Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

Vernicia 

She's highly sweet and Very Caring. She acts like she doesn't care but deep down she does. She's highly sensitive and well go out of her way to make sure her family is safe. Vernicia has a lot of niggas hitting her line up,but guarantee if she's dating you she is very loyal. She's shy at first but when she gets to know you she will be annoying and wierd as hell. She can sometimes be mean but she's a goofy person.She will put people before her even though they hurt her. She is highly forgiving but don't get her wrong, she can hold grudges and trust me don't fuck her over. She's a good girl if you show her you don't care. She will stick with you a long way but will eventually let go of you. She's beautiful and is antisocial. She's a freak in the bedroom and will rock you.
"damn she's so mothetfucking beautiful that must be vernicia"
Vernicia by Cutevunwrapsyou March 16, 2017
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