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Vermontville, Michigan 

Vermontville (noun): The smallest town in the state of Michigan without any meth labs. Instead, we have maple syrup farmers and lots of Amish people. Also known for the strange phenomenon of old abandoned sports cars appearing in the woods in places it would be impossible to drive to. Another fact: It is the source of some of the finest ganja in the state, which you can purchase from pretty much anybody who has baggy pants. located just east of Nashville, Michigan, which is quite similar except it has slightly fewer rednecks.
hey, man I'm makin a run down to Vermontville, Michigan for reasons that are none of your business, be back in a few hours.

Vermontrealer 

Abby moved to Montreal for college and became a full-blown Vermontrealer. She occasionally visits her hometown of Montpelier on the weekends.
Vermontrealer by Choukito July 24, 2019

Vermontard 

Like Massholes, only from Vermont.
Wow, look at that guys horrible driving!

What a Vermontard.
Vermontard by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

Vermonta 

The pronunciation of "Vermonter" by those who have lived in Vermont their entire life.
You're a Vermonter?
No, I'm a Vermonta.

Veronaverse 

I can’t believe there’s being a new movie added the the Veronaverse!