Venks

Someone with a perpetual mindfucked goldfish face.

Thinks they're super cool and awesome, but actually, they aren't.

They crack jokes which needs brains of a bird to understand, but still bother to explain.

Their language goes like this-
Right? Right. Righhttttttttt.

They're slow death.

Dude stop being a prick, you Venks!

Dude what happened, are you ok? You look Venks.

by Wifbelcjekeobfwlwodjwlsobx February 5, 2020

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Veksi

An autistic person with anger issues. Though that only happens when things don't go his way most of the time hes great to hang out with. Hes also socially quite active, having a high quality girlfriend as an example. Even though he can't be reasoned with since he thinks like an average autistic person the best way to deal with veksi is to ignore him since he will not give up his view of things even if it is so wrong.

Damn he went full veksi.
Fucking hell he became veksi. - Jewnose
Man im a sexy veksi. - Ya boi

by Thegreatfaggot October 6, 2017

Venus

Venus is a very beautiful person. She’s kind and is sometimes emotional. She cares about other and she likes to buy stuff to people. She has been through pain and has a bit of trust issues. She likes to hang around with her friends and family. She likes to sing, listen to music, draw and be creative. She sometimes play video games and she has a huge crush on a guy. She will fight for what she wants. She’s independent and strong and is athletic. She is hot and cute. Both at the same time. A very kind person to have around in your life. She will always be there for you no matter what.

If you get insulted by someone she will back you up. Her name is the goddess of love and beauty. She can make anyone fall in love with her.

We all need a Venus in our life!

Boy 1: Wow Venus waved at me!!! I think im inlove!!
Boy 2: She is very beautiful.

by crazygirluwu February 17, 2020

venusauring

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.

by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

Venessa Yau

A girl who is shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is simply amazing. She will transform your life into something really great and she will be the best thing that can happen to you. She is really pretty, cute and caring. She's also really hot and funny. She normally is a bit sensitive but only because she doesn't want to lose you. You have to be loyal and nice to her and dont do anything to hurt her. You must treat her with respect. Venessa Yau's come 1 in a trillion!

Oh my! I got myself a Venessa Yau!!!

by ˆ¬ø√´¥ø¨ßøßøßøµ¨ç˙¡ March 9, 2013

Venusaur

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

by Boberto111 January 28, 2018