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Venky the sexiest man alive

He wrote poems inside of me with his fingers. Our story began with my scream. And ended with my soul on his lips.
Venky this sex god
Venky by Siyakapur April 28, 2021
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A VENKY (English pronunciation /vɛnki/) is a Froot Loops loving creature who carries around a lunchbox with vodka. During their freetime, Venkies enjoy frootlooping and rubbing goats. They are generally hairy and resist showering or shaving.
A Venky is a slightly off-centered bipedal organism with a penchant for fruitloops and a tendency to grow mustaches that protrude in a psuedo-terrorist-like fashion.

Wow, look at that guy eating fruitloops. Must be a Venky.
Venky by El Venkinator January 27, 2011
noun

1. Informal. A moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to sexual performance.

2. Sport related jargon. Someone or something of great initial promise that falls embarassingly short.

3. Business. A liar. A Seller of commodities for personal gain. A business person lacking integrity.
Leanne: I pulled a Venky last night - smallest penis i've ever seen.

Jerome: I can't wait to Venky my new client's company. I'm going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.

John: You seen the new star wars films?
Mike: Yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.
Venky by Keyser_sose January 13, 2012
6 inch girth, 3 inch tall penis. (Brown)
Give her the Venky
Venky by HAHAHAHAHAAHCOOL March 21, 2017

Venkatesh 

1.God .
2.All forms of God.
3.The Almight One
4.The One
Venkatesh is God, bow down.
Venkatesh by Almighty One October 1, 2005

Vendy Bear 

A massive lesbian, she luvs drinkin from the furry muff. Has a cute lil accent and cant say adam ''adem'' also she wants her donkey
Vendy Bear, vendolina
Vendy Bear by adamg86 August 21, 2008
the ghost buster played by Murray and the comic releif of the best movie ever GHOSTBUSTER`S if you dont know what movie ghostbusters is then go kill yourself jk or just rent if you local rental store doesnt have then buy it dont go to blockbuster support local business not corporate WHORES that will do anything for money
"hey ghosts peter venkmans in the house"
"I think this man is mad because he has no pecker"

Bill thats all that needs to be said
Venkman by ChrisZeina August 19, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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