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1. The act of stopping any female from receiving the good loving she was looking for.

2.The female version of cock-blocking.
3. An unavoidable situation which occurs after you have been assured at least one sexual encounter.
I was just about to make out with John. Alpha Female pulled me away and said we were leaving. Venied.

His manly bits were a little limp. Venied
Venied by Wingwoman November 17, 2010
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The act of venting in Among Us
Red: It was def purple, he vented in electrical

Purple: nah red kinda sus ngl
Everyone: *votes red*
*Red was not The Imposter*
vented by saids October 3, 2020

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

blue veined custard chucker 

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).
She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Blue Veined Steak 

Description for a rather handsome penis, a good piece of meat with blue veins in all the right places .
Mary and I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night, she ordered a Blue Veined Steak for later though... Top girl.
Blue Veined Steak by gazza123 April 22, 2014
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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