Velva 

An exceptionally velvety feeling female vulva and vagina.

Dana has an incredible velva. It's like fucking a velvet glove braaaaahhhhh.

Velva by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Velva 

Has the same name as a town in North Dakota. Old school aftershave for men Aqua Velva. Bossy and Loud, lots of Attitude and the best part of all is she is very loyal to her family and friends.

Velva is not Velveeta Cheese

Velva by Velva's Mom February 4, 2010

Aqua Velva 

A human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. Sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. Can also be identified by his Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" ringtone.

Take a look at these aqua velvas that just walked in! They make me feel like im watching an episode of Growin Up Gotti!

Aqua Velva by Big Business February 13, 2007

aqua velva 

That guy at the bar in the tight shirt with the slicked back hair and the big muscles who thinks he looks good. He may also be dancing like an idiot.

Hey Johnny, I think that aqua velva's trying to hit on your girlfriend

aqua velva by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.

The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

purple velvet plant by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Velma Slice 

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.

Will you just cut me a Velma slice?

Velma Slice by Stevens05 June 3, 2019

velma slice 

A standard unit of measurement in Southeast North Carolina.

How much cake would you like. Oh, just a Velma slice.

velma slice by midderandMater July 20, 2018