Velja
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Velja by Steven Swain March 25, 2004
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Velja
Velja is a Serbian name. He is usually a very kind and loving guy, although he doesn't leave his house much and probably has some nasty mustache. Girls will probably turn around and go the other way.
Velja by anonymouSt3 November 20, 2021
Velja
A god among both genders. Will sexually attract anyone with eyes. The best pair of breasts you will find on any living being there was, is or is going to exist. Always fat, can be found with a moustache and long or short hair. Spends enormous amounts of money on batteries for his Xbox controller. Will screw you over in amy scenario and will steal your girlfriend or boyfriend. Can eat unlimited amounts of sketchy burgers. Will perform magic tricks also known as ciganske mađije.
Girl 1: OMG I want to bear all of Veljas children
Boy 1: OMG me too
Girl 2: Velja is so hot, look at his moustache, hair and tits
Boy 2: JUST LOOK AT HIS MAGIC TRICKS
Boy 1: OMG me too
Girl 2: Velja is so hot, look at his moustache, hair and tits
Boy 2: JUST LOOK AT HIS MAGIC TRICKS
Velja by Wanna beladies man 69 November 21, 2021
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