A god among both genders. Will sexually attract anyone with eyes. The best pair of
breasts you will find on any living being there was, is or is going to exist. Always fat, can be found with a moustache and long or short hair. Spends enormous amounts of
money on batteries for his Xbox controller. Will screw you over in amy scenario and will steal your girlfriend or boyfriend. Can eat unlimited amounts of
sketchy burgers. Will perform magic tricks also known as ciganske mađije.
Girl 1: OMG I want to bear all of Veljas children
Boy 1: OMG me too
Girl 2: Velja is so
hot, look at his moustache, hair and
tits
Boy 2: JUST LOOK AT HIS MAGIC TRICKS