velax 

A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.

Velax is a jackass!

velax by Kitty December 4, 2003

velax 

To be horrible at everything you do.

I play this game like velax.

velax by Anonymous July 20, 2003

velax 

some one who is m3rc girlfriend...

omg ure so the velax of the week....

velax by uknowwhohunny July 23, 2003

velax 

Can't play Battlefield 1942 for crap.

Refer to Newbie, n00b, n00bah etc.

OMG another Velax.

velax by Anonymous July 20, 2003

velazquez

A strong person that stands up to help and protect others

Wow Velazquez just helped me

velazquez by Bitchy-Heika September 5, 2016

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill 

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.

First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010

Mrs. Velasquez 

A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...

Mrs. Velasquez by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018