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velour

a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy
stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.

sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better
by loofooloo December 1, 2006
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velour

fake velvet
usualy made into a cheep tracksuit worn by a tool eg jamal johnson (blackburn rovers football player)
"jamal what the fuck are you wearing a velour tracksuit for"
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velour fog

A man or woman who shaves the genitals but leaves the leg hair. Usually accompanied with revealing clothing.
"The call me the Velour Fog." - Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
by Yesnomaybeidk April 18, 2018
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Tokio Velour

The best writer in the fake community. Tolkien's successor and the most beautiful geisha in existence. The eternal witch of the moon and supreme of the Velour coven.
by gold plate August 7, 2022
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velogrug

an unproblematic editor that has a great talent and is really good at editing, she’s super swag and cool!!
person 1: did u see that REALLY good edit velogrug made?

person 2: yes indeed i did, her edits come on my fyp all the time that’s how great they are!!
by sage :] August 30, 2021
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Volourned

v. To engage in an argument with someone who repeatedly bashes you with off topic one-liners until a certain point when you throw your hands up in the air and say "Fuck it, you win, I give up".
President George W. Bush was volourned by former presidential candidate Kerry after getting the response "Yes, but I won three purple hearts in Vietnam" every time a query was made.
by Mithiepoo February 20, 2005
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velouria

The best song by the Pixies. Also the best song in general. Also my favorite song. Also who I am. Velouria.
My Velouria.
My Velouria.
Even I'll adore ya.
My Velouria.
by COWSGOMOO December 27, 2003
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