/fôɡ/ : a friend of the
gays; or questionably straight men with perfect hair and impeccable style who partake in activities such as
shopping and SoulCycle, and appear to be gay in every
way, but have girlfriends.
A: "My boyfriend loves to shop! We go
shopping together all the time..."
B: "He sounds like a fog to me."
Ex: You've got to
kiss a lot of fogs before you'll find your
prince.