/fôɡ/ : a friend of the gays; or questionably straight men with perfect
hair and impeccable style who partake in activities such as
shopping and SoulCycle, and appear to be
gay in every way, but have girlfriends.
A: "My
boyfriend loves to shop! We go shopping together all the
time..."
B: "He sounds like a fog to me."
Ex: You've got to kiss a lot of fogs before you'll find your
prince.