Veloric

(adjective) Describing a feeling of tender, therapeutic melancholy; a soft, romanticized sadness that makes ordinary moments feel cinematic, luminous, and emotionally rich.

(noun) The emotional state itself — a comforting ache, the gentle interplay of sadness and beauty that makes solitude, reflection, or quiet creativity feel poetic and meaningful.

"Building Lego alone felt veloric, like the world slowed down just for that moment."

by shagggg October 10, 2025

Velocicopter

Velocicopter: wind-milling your penis in front of a prospective mate with your arms poised like a raptor with an accompanying "Rawr"...

Tara thought Jon was the most boring first date ever until he brandished his Velocicopter wooing her with erotic amusement...

by Mr Hixxx March 16, 2020

Velocichong

A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.

No.1

Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.

No.2

Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.

by nathurnal May 5, 2009

velocicraptor

a specially designed toilet that allows one to both vomit and defecate at the same time.

after that night of drinking i needed a velocicraptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom

source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia

by djspork September 5, 2011

Velorcore

Velorecore or Dadaist Punk. Term coined by Geoff "Death Party Mountain" Kershaw in regards to Philadelphias dadaist punks HATCH. Hatch displayed a well of talent & creativity but never gained more than a cult following due to their unorthodox song structure and the fact that they only played a handful of shows a year. Much like velore track suits, which were nice but slightly off putting and never really appropriate.

"Hatch brought the genre of velorcore to the masses with their 1992 album, Ronald Reagan Forever"
- G. Kershaw

by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006

Velocicoaster

at universal studios islands of adventure!

Mom: have you ever rode velocicoaster?
Korin: yes!

by Itsdanger2009 July 15, 2021

velocicunt

A velocicunt is a mix of a bitch, cunt, and fugly slut that is moving quickly through its prey and takes a snap at everything and everyone. It's kinda like Kirstie Alley at a buffet. Not pretty.

Cousin to the Cuntosaurus.

Those fat chicks dont stand a chance against a velocicunt like Kay.

by supadupdip March 26, 2010