Velocycraptor  

When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.

Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night, she moaned like a banshee.

Velocycraptor by osallamalickum March 12, 2009

Velociraptor 

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor 

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

velociraptor by rossdwp March 10, 2009

sexual velociraptor 

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.

Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl

sexual velociraptor by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017

Cat Velociraptor 

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.

that girl theresa is such a cat velociraptor.

Cat Velociraptor by tiger tigger November 12, 2009

Velociraptor 

The best type of dinosaur.

Person #1: I love velociraptors.

Person #2: I don't love velociraptors.

Person #1: Well everyone else does, so fuck you.

Velociraptor by Bucketheadfan94 December 31, 2008

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors 

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010