Veloci 

The act of taking dick at the speed of which a velociraptor can run.

Did you just see Mason take that Veloci? Amazing.

Veloci by Kageotome88 January 14, 2021

Veloci-hooker 

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.

"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."

Veloci-hooker by 5ronins December 8, 2009

Veloci Shit

A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!

Dude i took this huge Veloci Shit yesterday and remodled my bathroom at the same time!!

Veloci Shit by BlakeAteYourCat July 19, 2010

terminal velocity 

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.

Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP

terminal velocity by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 May 2, 2017

Velocity Traptor 

Noun.

Someone who is a trap in a lego game that catfishes.

Yo Shadow dated a Velocity Traptor, yea their name was Ezionation!

Velocity Traptor by KarlPatel16 June 21, 2018

Velocity Vapor 

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.

I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.

Velocity Vapor by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

velocity 

your chemistry teacher says this instead of speed to sound like a scientist

The speed... oh wait velocity of the car is 40 mph.

velocity by pancake king June 10, 2020