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Veloci

The act of taking dick at the speed of which a velociraptor can run.
Did you just see Mason take that Veloci? Amazing.
by Kageotome88 January 14, 2021
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velociously

possessing great speed or wit
She stormed in, velociously ranting about her shoes.
by M3SON August 22, 2011
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Veloci-hooker

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
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Veloci Shit

A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!
Dude i took this huge Veloci Shit yesterday and remodled my bathroom at the same time!!
by BlakeAteYourCat July 19, 2010
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Velocient

📘 velocient
pronunciation: və-LOH-see-ent
adjective

1. Performing tasks with rapid speed while maintaining acceptable quality, often prioritizing momentum, efficiency, and high output over meticulous perfection.

2. Describing a person whose natural operating mode is fast, focused execution across many tasks in a short time.
perfection.

3. The Perfect balance between efficiency and quality.
• “She’s so velocient at work that her entire team relies on her to keep projects moving.”
• “A velocient workflow helps small businesses get more done in less time.”
• “He’s not perfect, but he’s incredibly velocient when deadlines get tight.”
• “Startups often look for velocient employees who can juggle multiple tasks efficiently.”

the word origin comes from its creator Jacob Narayan who created a word to describe himself
by kruppyman96 November 26, 2025
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velocie

velocie is mason
by someguythatfuckedadeadmoose March 17, 2021
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velocie

Mason is the best guy you can ever find. He never fails to make you feel special....very caring, he can make u smile in your saddest times. If he says he cares, he does. He doesn't like being questioned again and again or too much....if u ever get chance to be with a mason....he will love you so much that u will start loving yourself.....if u ever get a chance to be with a Mason, dont let him go :P

I LOVE YOU MACE <3
i love velocie
by I am the man of th e March 17, 2021
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